Look what I found:

1994.

Oh yeah, it’s real.

I had a dream last night that I ate some watermelon with Steve Buscemi. I can only remember him asking if I had salt to go with his slice.

“A sentencing date will not be set until prosecutors decide whether they will retry kernel on the deadlocked charge” [...]

You can’t retry a deadlocked kernel. The only way out is a hard reset.

Doh ho ho ho!

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I’ve had two African clawed frogs for some time now. The male is named Trigby Phipps and the girl’s name is Mossby Pomegranate. Mossby is fatter of the two, which also makes her the hungriest. I also have a black snail that they live with…or so I did.

Yeah. Guess who ate him. I had to pull the remains out of her mouth so she wouldn’t choke on the hard part of the snail, but she pretty much ate most of it. All that was left was a hollow shell. So, to make Trigby feel special I went outside and found two earthworms, which he happily devoured.